TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Chapter One: When will it fall off into the ocean?
Chapter Two: I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more
Chapter Three: The South's gonna do it again '
Chapter Four: Jacksonville by 5:00 o'clock Tuesday morning
Chapter Five: Didn't you see the sign?
Chapter Six: Ain't that America
Chapter Seven: Things that go jump in the night
Chapter Eight: West, wild and weird
"If
a truck driver tells you some place is not very far away, he probably
means
less than 500 miles." - Don
Benda